No Offense Hulk

It was only yesterday that I discussed about the current climatic conditions with a girl whom I'm freshly in acquaintance with. I was in awe when she claimed that the current temperature in her country was around about 10-20 Degrees Celsius. For me this sort of temperatures were what my cold receptors were craving for all this years. It is this sort of temperatures which would reduce my body metabolism process, rendering me the opportunity to put on some much needed weight. What even more unbelievable was the fact that Peter Crouch is a good 35 kg heavier than me. How could this be possible? I thought to myself, often staring at the blank walls of my house to look for the answer to my previously stated question. I bet I eat more than what he does but I still remain skinny. My bodies digestive system probably works more efficiently than a Ferrari engine in full throttle. Fats and lipids are literally burned down and converted into fatty acids and glycerol in a matter of seconds. That is probably much faster than that 0-60km/h acceleration thing, a Ferrari is capable of doing.

Anyway global warming has always been the issue these days. Everywhere you look, you'll see a television screen displaying the finest UN officials conjuring up new strategies to combat global warming. But these plans in truth look very pretty on paper but once executed, they turn into a ghastly green monster. No offense Hulk! But having the temperature rise every year is no good a sign and it does not signify any progress at all. So what are the UN officials actually up to? Recently I read about what happened to the Aral Sea. And what I read literally shocked me. The Aral Sea has dried up! This is even more alarming than Britney Spear's break-up. Where had 90% of the water gone? Is it all because of what the Soviet Union had done? Nonetheless this is pretty shocking stuff. A whole sea disappearing is seriously no joke. Abandoned shipping vessels on the dry sandy floors of what was once a sea bed gave off a very ghostly impression. But despite the disappearance of a sea, we should lament not for what has been lost but move forward and ponder upon the existing oceans that still run with icy, cold and salty waters.

But the big question still remains; Is global warming the major cause of the drying of the Aral Sea of should man's misconduct be blamed for the sea's disappearance? Notwithstanding, it will all still end up to man's misconduct, for we are the cause of global warming. Mother nature has nothing to do with it, for she is the one suffering from it. And logically, why would mother nature bring such discomfort to herself?